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I have finally chased the hangover away with a pointy stick which appears to have worked :)

Last night was one of the best nights I'd had out in a long time. Gumby met me from work and we went in search of pie (which obviously turned out to be an excuse for him to purchase copious quantities of lard) Started on the drinking about 6pm and we were shortly joined by lovely peoples on the duest for drunkenness. As usual the conversation was of a high intellectual standard. Topics up for discussion included the problem of getting an erection on a bus (for which there are apparently many solutions), that Siv allegedly has a tongue like Gene Simmonds and the joys of bitch tits (which Siv also has)

Due to much vodka and the obligatory shots of sambuca I was somewhat hammered by the time we made it to the Ballroom. It looked really fantastic decked out with all the Halloween skulls and pumpkins and lights etc. T'was rammed in there and many people were wearing fantastic costumes. I also found several lovely pirates :)

Various peoples got up to the naughties. Not saying who though :) If you weren't there then you'll just have to find out later. You may well be surprised though.

Was kept entertained by Andrew and Dan and subsequently Private Eye on the way home which meant I didn't wake up en route to the bus depot as in last week. Bonus

A truly fantastic night

Incidentally I appear to have come home with a cardboard skeleton arm

Date: 2005-10-31 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivetmike.livejournal.com
The erection part is obvious, you tuck it into the waidtband of your trousers....

...it's only tricky if you have a skirt on.

Date: 2005-10-31 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkshifter.livejournal.com
Well that was what I suggested but according to my friend thats difficult (and possibly painful) to do if you're sitting down.

The worrying thing is that I have friends who the skirt option could far too easily apply to

Date: 2005-10-31 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivetmike.livejournal.com
The amount of pain is probably dependent on two circumstamces.

How tight your trousers are and how turned on you are. Course if you have just banged a couple of Viagra and are off to that club called Carwash you might be in trouble...

Date: 2005-11-01 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkshifter.livejournal.com
rotflmfao

I almost choked on my water when I read that

It's obviously been far too long since I've 'had' an erection on a bus :)

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